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Monthly Archives: April 2017

PRISON BREAK EPISODE 3!!!

If you’ve ever watched Prison Break on the TV, and not on the Netty-flixy, you know that they like to run commercials teasing the big escape before the big escape happens. WELP, THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!! This was supposed to be the week Michael escaped from prison, but… IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS, DON’T READ […]

BETTER CALL SAUL SEASON 3 EPISODE 2!!!

This week on Better Call Saul, things got bad for Jimmy. I mean, it got really bad at the end, so IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS… don’t read no more.  Okay?

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR DOES GUN CONTROL

This week on a very special Designated Survivor, the show addressed gun control. The lady who plays the first lady gave some very moving speeches about people who were shot because they couldn’t drive and pissed people with guns off. The whole episode was about tightening background checks and how the Republicans don’t want to […]

PRISON BREAK EPISODE 2

Patchy is going to try to remember what happened so he can blog about Prison Break. Patchy meant to do this on Tuesday but it’s Friday now and he hasn’t blogged about it yet! It’s pretty obvious to Patchy that Michael is in prison to help break someone out. Patchy doesn’t know this person’s name […]

CHRIS HARDAWICK READING PATCHY’S TWEET!!!

Chris Hardwick Reading Patchy’s Tweet April 2 2017 This happened April 2, 2017. It may have been the best day of Patchy’s zombie life.

APB IS AN AMAZING TV SHOW

There is a TV show on Fox on Monday nights called APB. It is an amazing TV show. It’s about a billionaire named Gideon Reeves who invents weird stuff and his this really huge company. His best friend is killed and the cops have no idea how to find the killer. The cops don’t have […]

BETTER CALL SAUL SEASON 3 EPISODE 1

If you’ve never seen Breaking Bad, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! It’s a great show. It seems like it’s all about drug dealers and stuff, but really, it’s about an ordinary man with extraordinary talents becoming a ruthless drug lord becauase of poor choices and terrible circumstances. In Breaking Bad, the main character hires […]

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR IS AWESOME!!!

Designated Survivor is the TV show about how Tom Kirkman became President of the United States. Krikman is a registered independent so there’s no way he could have won any elections. But he was appointed the designated survivor. And somebody blew up the government.

CHRIS HARDWICK READ PATCHY’S TWEET ON THE TALKING DEAD!!!

On Sunday, April 2, 2017, Chris Hardwick read a tweet by @PatchyBites on the SEASON FINALE of TALKING DEAD!!!! Patchy was so happy he almost pooped his pants!!! Patchette was JEALOUS!!! She says she’s happy but Patchy can tell she’s jealous. Anyway, here’s the tweet Chris read… except he read it WAY FUNNIER than Patchy […]

PRISON BREAK IS BACK!!!!

A long time ago there was this show called Prison Break. Patchy thinks it came on in 2005 or something. It was a long time ago. Prison Break was the craziest show ever. It was about a guy named Michael who gets tattoos of a prison’s blueprints all over his body and then gets himself arrested […]