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Monthly Archives: June 2017

BEING A ZOMBIE IS BORING, TV IS FUN!!!!! OR WHY PATCHY HATES SUMMER!!!!!

Summer is a bad season for a TV watching zombie. A lot of shows go away for the summer. Some stick around as reruns. Now that there’s the ole Netty-Flixy, people don’t really watch reruns anymore, so the networks make summer shows. Zombies don’t really do summer things. Zombies are more of a fall-winter creature. […]

AN ODE TO CHUCK AND THEORIES FROM THE BRAIN OF A ZOMBIE

For the past three years, Chuck McGill on Better Call Saul has been one of the weirdest, most infuriating characters on television. Played by Michael McKean, and created by Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould, Chuck has become a focus of hate and wrath for fans of AMC’s TV show Better Call Saul. Patchy hates Chuck. […]

BETTER CALL SAUL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!

Patchy hates endings. Movie endings. TV show endings. Patchy hates series finales because there’s no more new season coming. But Patchy hates season finales almost as much because, even though there’s a new season, it’s FAR, FAR AWAY. And sometimes, what you THINK is a season finale ends up being the series finale, because the […]

BETTER CALL SAUL SEASON 3 EPISODE 9!!!!!!

On many well-crafted, ongoing, reasonably assured of being renewed drama series, the season finale is often upstaged by the next-to-last episode of the season. Often, this is the episode where things change rapidly, where a season’s worth of setups start to pay off, so that the finale can progress in a state of uninhibited chaos. […]

BETTER CALL SAUL SEASON 3 EPISODES 7, and 8!!!!!!

Patchy forgot to blog. It’s very sad. Zombie brains don’t work good. Better Call Saul is a GREAT TV show and the ratings are bad this year. They’re not Halt and Catch Fire bad, but they’re bad. In episode 6 of season 3, Jimmy lost his license to practice law for a year. He had […]

Prison Break Has Ended

Prison Break ended its nine-episode mini-season a few weeks ago. Patchy forgot to blog about it. To be fair, Patchy is just a zombie. Sometimes zombies forget things, like blogging. How did things end up for the gang on Prison Break? Well, they got out of prison. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Wouldn’t be Prison Break if they didn’t […]