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Monthly Archives: September 2017

SPOILERS SPOIL EVERYTHING

Spoilers, and little clips: THEY SPOIL EVERYTHING! Patchy and I LOVE Halt and Catch Fire. It may be the best show ever! The complexity and intentionality of the writers is creative genius at it’s finest. So, when you see a SPOILER produced by their creators, it’s ROUGH! It’s TOOOOOO GOOD! It’s TOO MUCH! Two weeks […]

WHY PATCHY LOVES THE ORVILLE SO MUCH!!!!

Okay, Patchy’s only seen FOUR episodes of The Orville… but there’s only BEEN four episodes of The Orville. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So Patchy’s seen the ENTIRE SERIES so far!!!!! Here’s the deal, Patchy DID NOT want to watch The Orville when he first heard about it. The Orville was created by Seth MacFarlane, who also created shows […]

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 2!!!!!!!

Gotham has a tendency to end on cliffhangers, and last week’s episode was NO EXCEPTION!!!! If you remember, Bruce had fallen through a skylight while watching a bunch of Penguin’s “licensed” criminals commit a robbery… and just when Bruce stands up, the criminals run away and the cops show up, making it look like HE […]

HALT AND CATCH FIRE SEASON 4 EPISODE 6!!!!!

People, it’s getting serious. There are only FOUR EPISODES left after this. Then there will never be new episodes of Halt and Catch Fire. Patchy’s eyes got a little bit wet typing that. The final two episodes will run back-to-back, so we only have THREE MORE SATURDAY NIGHTS of Halt and Catch Fire left. EVER. […]

AS OF RIGHT NOW, PATCHY AND PATCHETTE ARE NOT SHADOWBANNED!!!!

Good news!!! As of right now, it looks like Patchy and Patchette have been UN-SHADOWBANNED!!!! We’re gonna change the way we tweet a little bit and see if we can stay un-shaddowbanned!!!! Fewer retweets, probably, and fewer interactions with random people… so hopefully we don’t get confused with spam again. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR […]

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 1!!!!!!

Gotham opened this week with Bruce Wayne slowly training to become Batman someday, even though he doesn’t know what Batman is yet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! We kinda saw this coming last season when the season ended with Bruce up on a roof wearing a mask. Well… Bruce sees some criminals robbing a perfectly respectable married couple at […]

The Saddest Day in TWITTER HISTORY

Did you know that today is the saddest day in Twitter’s history? It is. Today, they chose to shadow ban @PatchyBites and me (@RealPatchette)! I thought it was CRAZINESS when Patchy was all, “Hey, I am not showing up when I Tweet #HaltandCatchFire” on Saturday Night. So, I searched for “PatchyBites.” NOTHING was there. It […]

UPDATE ON THE TWITTER SHADOW BAN!!!!

Thanks to one of Patchy’s friends, we know that what happened to Patchy this weekend on Twitter is called shadow banning. Twitter lifted Patchy’s shadow ban after 24 hours, but then they put Patchy under ANOTHER shadow ban… and they put Patchette under a shadow ban too. No emails, no messages, nothing telling us what […]

PATCHY HAS BEEN GHOST-BANNED FROM TWITTER!!!!

EDIT: Patchy’s Twitter profile can only be found in search if users change their search settings to allow sensitive material. Apparently a tweeting cartoon zombie is now sensitive. Last night while tweeting Halt and Catch Fire, Patchy’s tweets stopped showing up in the hashtag for #HaltandCatchFire. Patchette noticed it and then some other people Patchy […]

HALT AND CATCH FIRE SEASON 4 EPISODE 5!!!!!

Today is the day that Patchy catches up on blogging about Halt and Catch Fire. This is episode 5 of the final season, the half-way point. After this, there are only FIVE EPISODES LEFT EVER. Patchy can’t handle this kind of SADNESS. There’s only SO MUCH a zombie heart can take. So… yesterday in Patchy’s […]