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SPOILERS SPOIL EVERYTHING

Spoilers, and little clips: THEY SPOIL EVERYTHING!

Patchy and I LOVE Halt and Catch Fire. It may be the best show ever! The complexity and intentionality of the writers is creative genius at it’s finest. So, when you see a SPOILER produced by their creators, it’s ROUGH! It’s TOOOOOO GOOD! It’s TOO MUCH!

Two weeks ago THE WORST SPOILER happened. There was a photo put out by AMC’s Halt and Catch Fire people and it said, “TONIGHT”. Doesn’t sound so bad, huh? BUT, EVIL DONNA was there and her arm was resting in a way to say, “TOM”. So, really it said, “TOM TONIGHT”. And, because it had DONNA in it we knew she was going to do something to Cam, because TOM = CAM and what would DONNA = ???? CAM.

See, SPOILERS SPOIL EVERYTHING.

Now, we are just 1 hour and 45 min away from TONIGHT’S NEW EPISODE of Halt and Catch Fire. Sadly, it happened again. I SAW THE PHOTO FOR TONIGHT. UGH!

People you need to not share SPOILERS!

No one sent it to me, it was just in my feed. I have been totally stressed since I saw it.

I keep telling Patchy, “DO NOT GO LOOKING AROUND TWITTER.” I hope he listens.

SPOILERS SPOIL EVERYTHING.

I do not like SPOILERS¬†I do not even like to see previews of movies? I know, how am I supposed to know if I would like it or not. But, see, that’s where Patchy comes in. He knows what I like, and he will tell me just enough so I can know if it will be scary (like the Walking Dead) or if it will be funny (like … ummm something funny). The only flaw in this was the time he made me watch this horrible show with a clown in it. It’s been a few months … and I am STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES. Even though he took advantage of my trust,¬†PATCHY IS THE BEST! He really is.

If you want to hear Patchy’s take on the TOM SPOILER EPISODE, check it out here.

3 Comments

  • Posted September 30, 2017 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    Now, now… Patchette….that TONIGHT picture a couple of weeks ago WAS NOT A SPOILER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You were just STRESSED because you KNEW Tom would eventually show up. It’s okay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Patchy’s still not sure he’s gone for good.

  • Patchette Zombie
    Posted September 30, 2017 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    But, Patchy, TOM is a SPOILER!

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