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Monthly Archives: November 2017

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 AND 8!!!!!!!!

Gotham has been scary lately. There’s the psycho killer named Pyg who wears a severed pig head over his face, and then puts severed pig heads over his victims’ heads. And there’s Butch, who came back from the dead as Solomon Grundy (someone on Twitter dubbed him ZOMBIE BUTCH!!!!! Patchy likes that!!!!). And then there’s […]

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODE 6!!!!!!

Last week ended with a CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! Patchy hates cliffhangers. Luckily, Patchy and Patchette didn’t watch until Saturday night, so we didn’t have to wait a WHOLE WEEK to see how it resolved!!!!! SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODES 4 AND 5!!!!!!!!

So last week’s was the episode of Kevin Probably Saves the World that came on Halloween night. Patchy missed it because Patchy and Patchette had this little Halloween party thing going on. We watched The Haunting on Turner Classic Movies!!!!! Such a great movie and IT GAVE PATCHETTE NIGHTMARES. Ugh. Good luck getting Patchette to […]

The Orville Season 1 Episode 7!!!!!!

This is Patchy’s FAVORITEST EPISODE EVER of The Orville. Patchy’s gonna blog about it, and it’s gonna be cool, but Patchy can’t tell you WHY it’s Patchy’s favoritest episode ever without spoilers, so… SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

Gotham Season 4 Episode 6

Patchy has a confession to make. Ever since Halt and Catch Fire went off the air, Patchy’s had NO INTEREST in blogging. Patchy thought it was a phase. It’s not. BUT… Patchy’s gonna get through this thing. Patchy’s sorry he hasn’t blogged in a couple of weeks, but Patchy’s planning a blogging marathon today!!!!! Patchy […]