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PATCHY IS A FRIENDLY ZOMBIE. HE BLOGS ABOUT TV SHOWS HE LOVES. HE'S BEING STALKED BY @REALPATCHETTE.

Christmas Time Means Hallmark Movies!!!!

Yes, it’s very strange for Patchy to admit this. Patchy and @RealPatchette watch Hallmark Christmas movies. Granted, it’s mostly @RealPatchette watching while Patchy plays on a phone or tablet or whatever. BUT… every now and then, Patchy gets SUCKED IN TOO!!! So far, Patchy has a few favorites. The Nine Lives of Christmas is one […]

WHAT THE HECK WENT WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD!?

Yeah, it’s weird. Patchy knows. The idea of a talking cartoon zombie who tweets and blogs about TV doesn’t really work if that zombie doesn’t like The Walking Dead… But, seriously, what the heck happened to this franchise? SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!

2020 SUCKS!!!!!! But old horror movies are AWESOME!!!!

Patchy is sad because 2020 decided to SUCK. WHY? WHY 2020? YOU WERE SUCH A COOL NUMBER FOR A YEAR!!!!!! Of course, TV production ended early for most shows because of THE VIRUS. Patchy and Patchette enjoyed watching NOS4A2 and Yellowstone over the summer. Sadly, NOS4A2 won’t be coming back. Patchy didn’t really blog about […]

Quarantine Thoughts from a Zombie

So there’s a virus. You’ve probably already heard that part. Everyone is being told to stay in their homes. WELP!!!! Staying at home is NOTHING NEW for zombies… most people freak out if they see a zombie and jam a knife in our head or something… Except now everybody is supposed to wear masks, and […]

The New TV Season is HERE!!!!

Okay, so the new season started a couple of months ago, but every time Patchy blogs about a TV show, it seems like that TV show ends up getting canceled or moved or the ratings stink… so Patchy’s been too depressed to blog. So these are the shows Patchy is watching this season: • The […]

Summertime Blues

It’s summertime. That means a lot of great TV shows aren’t showing any new episodes. SADNESS!!!! But there are a few great shows that Patchy and Patchette have watched this summer.

GOTHAM HAS ENDED!!!! [SPOILERS]

A few hours ago, Patchy watched the last ever episode of Gotham. These are Patchy’s thoughts. WARNING… SPOILERS AHEAD… When Patchy found out Gotham was ending after a shortened fifth season, Patchy didn’t think it would be very hard to say goodbye to the show. Gotham was crazy!!!! In a good way!!!! But after season […]

GOTHAM IS ENDING AND PATCHY IS SAD!!!!!

Patchy is not ready to say goodbye to this show. Patchy HATES goodbyes. When Gotham first came on people made fun of the idea of a show about Batman that didn’t have Batman. Bruce Wayne was just a 12-year-old kid and the villains of Gotham were just ambitious bad guys… BUT… here’s the crazy thing… […]

PATCHY’S TV SHOWS UPDATE!!!!!

Patchy has not blogged in over six months. BAD PATCHY!!!!!! Patchette is always telling Patchy that he needs to blog!!!! So here’s Patchy blogging…. Of all the TV shows that got cancelled last summer… TWO OF THEM CAME BACK!!!!! Designated Survivor got picked up by Netty-Flixy!!!!! And NBC decided to give Timeless two more episodes […]

HELP!!!! THEY CANCELLED ALL MY TV SHOWS THIS YEAR!!!!

This TV season has been BRUTAL!!!!! They’ve cancelled everything!!!! That’s what it feels like anyway. Timeless – CANCELLED Kevin Probably Saves the World – CANCELLED Designated Survivor – CANCELLED Gotham – RENEWED FOR FINAL SEASON There’s probably more but Patchy would just get depressed thinking about it. So… Patchy’s got Better Call Saul, The Orville, […]