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PATCHY IS A FRIENDLY ZOMBIE. HE BLOGS ABOUT TV SHOWS HE LOVES. HE'S BEING STALKED BY @REALPATCHETTE.

GOTHAM IS ENDING AND PATCHY IS SAD!!!!!

Patchy is not ready to say goodbye to this show. Patchy HATES goodbyes. When Gotham first came on people made fun of the idea of a show about Batman that didn’t have Batman. Bruce Wayne was just a 12-year-old kid and the villains of Gotham were just ambitious bad guys… BUT… here’s the crazy thing… […]

PATCHY’S TV SHOWS UPDATE!!!!!

Patchy has not blogged in over six months. BAD PATCHY!!!!!! Patchette is always telling Patchy that he needs to blog!!!! So here’s Patchy blogging…. Of all the TV shows that got cancelled last summer… TWO OF THEM CAME BACK!!!!! Designated Survivor got picked up by Netty-Flixy!!!!! And NBC decided to give Timeless two more episodes […]

HELP!!!! THEY CANCELLED ALL MY TV SHOWS THIS YEAR!!!!

This TV season has been BRUTAL!!!!! They’ve cancelled everything!!!! That’s what it feels like anyway. Timeless – CANCELLED Kevin Probably Saves the World – CANCELLED Designated Survivor – CANCELLED Gotham – RENEWED FOR FINAL SEASON There’s probably more but Patchy would just get depressed thinking about it. So… Patchy’s got Better Call Saul, The Orville, […]

Patchy is No Longer Shadowbanned… FOR NOW

Twitter responded to Patchy’s repeated requests for help and, as of right now, Patchy is NOT shadowbanned. Unless, of course, they changed the way they shadowban so that Patchy doesn’t know he’s shadowbanned. Anyway… Patchy needs to blog more and watch TV less anyway…

The Shadowbanning of Patchy Has Gotten Ridiculous

Patchy is shadowbanned from Twitter again. For those who don’t know what shadowbanning is, it’s when Twitter doesn’t want you using Twitter anymore even though you haven’t done anything wrong. Well, maybe you did something wrong but you didn’t violate their rules bad enough for them to ban you from using Twitter altogether. They say […]

PACTCHY FORGOT THAT PATCHY HAS A BLOG… AGAIN!!!!!

It feels like Patchy has written this EXACT SAME BLOG POST before… Patchy keeps forgetting he has a blog. Patchy thought doing episode recaps would be fun and keep Patchy occupied and keep the blog going… but it is NOT WORKING OUT THAT WAY. Patchy is SORRY!!!!! Patchy will try to blog more though!!!!

WE MUST SAVE KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD!!!!!

Okay, so Patchy forgot that Patchy had a blog during the holidays. I’m just a zombie. And, to be fair, there’s not a lot of TV on during the holidays. Some shows never came back from the holidays… LIKE THE MAYOR!!!! ABC just took it off the air without any warning. BOOOOO!!!!! One show that […]

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 AND 8!!!!!!!!

Gotham has been scary lately. There’s the psycho killer named Pyg who wears a severed pig head over his face, and then puts severed pig heads over his victims’ heads. And there’s Butch, who came back from the dead as Solomon Grundy (someone on Twitter dubbed him ZOMBIE BUTCH!!!!! Patchy likes that!!!!). And then there’s […]

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODE 6!!!!!!

Last week ended with a CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! Patchy hates cliffhangers. Luckily, Patchy and Patchette didn’t watch until Saturday night, so we didn’t have to wait a WHOLE WEEK to see how it resolved!!!!! SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!