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PATCHY IS A FRIENDLY ZOMBIE. HE BLOGS ABOUT TV SHOWS HE LOVES. HE'S BEING STALKED BY @REALPATCHETTE.

Patchy is No Longer Shadowbanned… FOR NOW

Twitter responded to Patchy’s repeated requests for help and, as of right now, Patchy is NOT shadowbanned. Unless, of course, they changed the way they shadowban so that Patchy doesn’t know he’s shadowbanned. Anyway… Patchy needs to blog more and watch TV less anyway…

The Shadowbanning of Patchy Has Gotten Ridiculous

Patchy is shadowbanned from Twitter again. For those who don’t know what shadowbanning is, it’s when Twitter doesn’t want you using Twitter anymore even though you haven’t done anything wrong. Well, maybe you did something wrong but you didn’t violate their rules bad enough for them to ban you from using Twitter altogether. They say […]

PACTCHY FORGOT THAT PATCHY HAS A BLOG… AGAIN!!!!!

It feels like Patchy has written this EXACT SAME BLOG POST before… Patchy keeps forgetting he has a blog. Patchy thought doing episode recaps would be fun and keep Patchy occupied and keep the blog going… but it is NOT WORKING OUT THAT WAY. Patchy is SORRY!!!!! Patchy will try to blog more though!!!!

WE MUST SAVE KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD!!!!!

Okay, so Patchy forgot that Patchy had a blog during the holidays. I’m just a zombie. And, to be fair, there’s not a lot of TV on during the holidays. Some shows never came back from the holidays… LIKE THE MAYOR!!!! ABC just took it off the air without any warning. BOOOOO!!!!! One show that […]

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 AND 8!!!!!!!!

Gotham has been scary lately. There’s the psycho killer named Pyg who wears a severed pig head over his face, and then puts severed pig heads over his victims’ heads. And there’s Butch, who came back from the dead as Solomon Grundy (someone on Twitter dubbed him ZOMBIE BUTCH!!!!! Patchy likes that!!!!). And then there’s […]

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODE 6!!!!!!

Last week ended with a CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! Patchy hates cliffhangers. Luckily, Patchy and Patchette didn’t watch until Saturday night, so we didn’t have to wait a WHOLE WEEK to see how it resolved!!!!! SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODES 4 AND 5!!!!!!!!

So last week’s was the episode of Kevin Probably Saves the World that came on Halloween night. Patchy missed it because Patchy and Patchette had this little Halloween party thing going on. We watched The Haunting on Turner Classic Movies!!!!! Such a great movie and IT GAVE PATCHETTE NIGHTMARES. Ugh. Good luck getting Patchette to […]

The Orville Season 1 Episode 7!!!!!!

This is Patchy’s FAVORITEST EPISODE EVER of The Orville. Patchy’s gonna blog about it, and it’s gonna be cool, but Patchy can’t tell you WHY it’s Patchy’s favoritest episode ever without spoilers, so… SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

Gotham Season 4 Episode 6

Patchy has a confession to make. Ever since Halt and Catch Fire went off the air, Patchy’s had NO INTEREST in blogging. Patchy thought it was a phase. It’s not. BUT… Patchy’s gonna get through this thing. Patchy’s sorry he hasn’t blogged in a couple of weeks, but Patchy’s planning a blogging marathon today!!!!! Patchy […]