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PATCHY IS A FRIENDLY ZOMBIE. HE BLOGS ABOUT TV SHOWS HE LOVES. HE'S BEING STALKED BY @REALPATCHETTE.

WE MUST SAVE KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD!!!!!

Okay, so Patchy forgot that Patchy had a blog during the holidays. I’m just a zombie. And, to be fair, there’s not a lot of TV on during the holidays. Some shows never came back from the holidays… LIKE THE MAYOR!!!! ABC just took it off the air without any warning. BOOOOO!!!!! One show that […]

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 7 AND 8!!!!!!!!

Gotham has been scary lately. There’s the psycho killer named Pyg who wears a severed pig head over his face, and then puts severed pig heads over his victims’ heads. And there’s Butch, who came back from the dead as Solomon Grundy (someone on Twitter dubbed him ZOMBIE BUTCH!!!!! Patchy likes that!!!!). And then there’s […]

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODE 6!!!!!!

Last week ended with a CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! Patchy hates cliffhangers. Luckily, Patchy and Patchette didn’t watch until Saturday night, so we didn’t have to wait a WHOLE WEEK to see how it resolved!!!!! SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODES 4 AND 5!!!!!!!!

So last week’s was the episode of Kevin Probably Saves the World that came on Halloween night. Patchy missed it because Patchy and Patchette had this little Halloween party thing going on. We watched The Haunting on Turner Classic Movies!!!!! Such a great movie and IT GAVE PATCHETTE NIGHTMARES. Ugh. Good luck getting Patchette to […]

The Orville Season 1 Episode 7!!!!!!

This is Patchy’s FAVORITEST EPISODE EVER of The Orville. Patchy’s gonna blog about it, and it’s gonna be cool, but Patchy can’t tell you WHY it’s Patchy’s favoritest episode ever without spoilers, so… SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

Gotham Season 4 Episode 6

Patchy has a confession to make. Ever since Halt and Catch Fire went off the air, Patchy’s had NO INTEREST in blogging. Patchy thought it was a phase. It’s not. BUT… Patchy’s gonna get through this thing. Patchy’s sorry he hasn’t blogged in a couple of weeks, but Patchy’s planning a blogging marathon today!!!!! Patchy […]

KEVIN PROBABLY SAVES THE WORLD SEASON 1 EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!

Kevin Probably Saves the World has become Patchy’s HAPPY show!!!! It makes Patchy happy. So it’s kinda weird that Patchy forgot to blog about his most happy show this week, isn’t it? Eh, Patchy’s brain don’t work good sometimes, and this week was one of those times. Patchy was OBSESSED with the end of Halt […]

GOTHAM SEASON 4 EPISODE 5!!!!!!!

Patchy has about decided that Gotham is a national treasure. Why, you might ask? Because GOTHAM IS CRAZY!!!! And it’s predictably crazy. This week is NO EXCEPTION!!!! Sometimes you just need a show you can turn on and laugh and know it’s gonna be crazy. SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!!

HALT AND CATCH FIRE SEASON 4 EPISODE 10!!!!!! IT’S OVER

This is the last time Patchy ever gets to write a blog post about a new episode of Halt and Catch Fire. BUT… this probably won’t be the last time Patchy blogs about Halt and Catch Fire. Patchy’s thinking VERY SERIOUSLY about going back and blogging EVERY EPISODE sometime when new TV shows are slow, […]