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Category Archives: Prison Break

Prison Break Has Ended

Prison Break ended its nine-episode mini-season a few weeks ago. Patchy forgot to blog about it. To be fair, Patchy is just a zombie. Sometimes zombies forget things, like blogging. How did things end up for the gang on Prison Break? Well, they got out of prison. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Wouldn’t be Prison Break if they didn’t […]

PRISON BREAK EPISODES 4 AND 5!!!!

Patchy didn’t do good blogging about Prison Break last week. Or the week before. So Patchy’s gonna try to blog about it now. This should go without saying, but SPOILERS LURK BELOW!!!

PRISON BREAK EPISODE 3!!!

If you’ve ever watched Prison Break on the TV, and not on the Netty-flixy, you know that they like to run commercials teasing the big escape before the big escape happens. WELP, THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!! This was supposed to be the week Michael escaped from prison, but… IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS, DON’T READ […]

PRISON BREAK EPISODE 2

Patchy is going to try to remember what happened so he can blog about Prison Break. Patchy meant to do this on Tuesday but it’s Friday now and he hasn’t blogged about it yet! It’s pretty obvious to Patchy that Michael is in prison to help break someone out. Patchy doesn’t know this person’s name […]

PRISON BREAK IS BACK!!!!

A long time ago there was this show called Prison Break. Patchy thinks it came on in 2005 or something. It was a long time ago. Prison Break was the craziest show ever. It was about a guy named Michael who gets tattoos of a prison’s blueprints all over his body and then gets himself arrested […]