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PATCHY’S TV SHOWS UPDATE!!!!!

Patchy has not blogged in over six months. BAD PATCHY!!!!!! Patchette is always telling Patchy that he needs to blog!!!! So here’s Patchy blogging…. Of all the TV shows that got cancelled last summer… TWO OF THEM CAME BACK!!!!! Designated Survivor got picked up by Netty-Flixy!!!!! And NBC decided to give Timeless two more episodes […]

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I fell in the Pool too

Some Zombies say I don’t pay attention to where I am going. But, I try. I really do try. It just doesn’t always work. WARNING: THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS Last night when Cam fell in the pool, I couldn’t help but to laugh. I’ve been there. It’s true. I knew I was close to the edge, […]

TIMELESS WAS UN-CANCELLED!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Guess what!? On Saturday, NBC un-cancelled Timeless!!! PATCHY IS SO EXCITED!!! It’s not all totally awesome. They only ordered ten new episodes. BUT THEY UN-CANCELLED IT!!!!! Rumor is Timeless will get an earlier timeslot and be advertised as a family-friendly show.

TIMELESS WAS CANCELLED. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NBC cancelled Timeless. BOOOOOOO!!!!! Patchy will miss Lucy, Wyatt, Rufus, and Flynn, and the other characters too. But mostly Rufus. There’s hope Timeless will land on another channel. Let’s hope so! Patchy doesn’t understand why it didn’t go to SyFy… it might even do good in syndication, but it doesn’t sound like they’re pursuing that option. […]

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR DOES GUN CONTROL

This week on a very special Designated Survivor, the show addressed gun control. The lady who plays the first lady gave some very moving speeches about people who were shot because they couldn’t drive and pissed people with guns off. The whole episode was about tightening background checks and how the Republicans don’t want to […]

CHRIS HARDAWICK READING PATCHY’S TWEET!!!

Chris Hardwick Reading Patchy’s Tweet April 2 2017 This happened April 2, 2017. It may have been the best day of Patchy’s zombie life.

APB IS AN AMAZING TV SHOW

There is a TV show on Fox on Monday nights called APB. It is an amazing TV show. It’s about a billionaire named Gideon Reeves who invents weird stuff and his this really huge company. His best friend is killed and the cops have no idea how to find the killer. The cops don’t have […]

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR IS AWESOME!!!

Designated Survivor is the TV show about how Tom Kirkman became President of the United States. Krikman is a registered independent so there’s no way he could have won any elections. But he was appointed the designated survivor. And somebody blew up the government.

CHRIS HARDWICK READ PATCHY’S TWEET ON THE TALKING DEAD!!!

On Sunday, April 2, 2017, Chris Hardwick read a tweet by @PatchyBites on the SEASON FINALE of TALKING DEAD!!!! Patchy was so happy he almost pooped his pants!!! Patchette was JEALOUS!!! She says she’s happy but Patchy can tell she’s jealous. Anyway, here’s the tweet Chris read… except he read it WAY FUNNIER than Patchy […]