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So there’s a virus. You’ve probably already heard that part. Everyone is being told to stay in their homes. WELP!!!! Staying at home is NOTHING NEW for zombies… most people freak out if they see a zombie and jam a knife in our head or something… Except now everybody is supposed to wear masks, and […]
Okay, so the new season started a couple of months ago, but every time Patchy blogs about a TV show, it seems like that TV show ends up getting canceled or moved or the ratings stink… so Patchy’s been too depressed to blog. So these are the shows Patchy is watching this season: • The […]
It’s summertime. That means a lot of great TV shows aren’t showing any new episodes. SADNESS!!!! But there are a few great shows that Patchy and Patchette have watched this summer.
Patchy has not blogged in over six months. BAD PATCHY!!!!!! Patchette is always telling Patchy that he needs to blog!!!! So here’s Patchy blogging…. Of all the TV shows that got cancelled last summer… TWO OF THEM CAME BACK!!!!! Designated Survivor got picked up by Netty-Flixy!!!!! And NBC decided to give Timeless two more episodes […]
THIS IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!
Some Zombies say I don’t pay attention to where I am going. But, I try. I really do try. It just doesn’t always work. WARNING: THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS Last night when Cam fell in the pool, I couldn’t help but to laugh. I’ve been there. It’s true. I knew I was close to the edge, […]
Guess what!? On Saturday, NBC un-cancelled Timeless!!! PATCHY IS SO EXCITED!!! It’s not all totally awesome. They only ordered ten new episodes. BUT THEY UN-CANCELLED IT!!!!! Rumor is Timeless will get an earlier timeslot and be advertised as a family-friendly show.
NBC cancelled Timeless. BOOOOOOO!!!!! Patchy will miss Lucy, Wyatt, Rufus, and Flynn, and the other characters too. But mostly Rufus. There’s hope Timeless will land on another channel. Let’s hope so! Patchy doesn’t understand why it didn’t go to SyFy… it might even do good in syndication, but it doesn’t sound like they’re pursuing that option. […]
This week on a very special Designated Survivor, the show addressed gun control. The lady who plays the first lady gave some very moving speeches about people who were shot because they couldn’t drive and pissed people with guns off. The whole episode was about tightening background checks and how the Republicans don’t want to […]
Chris Hardwick Reading Patchy’s Tweet April 2 2017 This happened April 2, 2017. It may have been the best day of Patchy’s zombie life.