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Christmas Time Means Hallmark Movies!!!!

Yes, it’s very strange for Patchy to admit this. Patchy and @RealPatchette watch Hallmark Christmas movies. Granted, it’s mostly @RealPatchette watching while Patchy plays on a phone or tablet or whatever. BUT… every now and then, Patchy gets SUCKED IN TOO!!! So far, Patchy has a few favorites. The Nine Lives of Christmas is one […]

WHAT THE HECK WENT WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD!?

Yeah, it’s weird. Patchy knows. The idea of a talking cartoon zombie who tweets and blogs about TV doesn’t really work if that zombie doesn’t like The Walking Dead… But, seriously, what the heck happened to this franchise? SPOILERS AFTER THE JUMP!

2020 SUCKS!!!!!! But old horror movies are AWESOME!!!!

Patchy is sad because 2020 decided to SUCK. WHY? WHY 2020? YOU WERE SUCH A COOL NUMBER FOR A YEAR!!!!!! Of course, TV production ended early for most shows because of THE VIRUS. Patchy and Patchette enjoyed watching NOS4A2 and Yellowstone over the summer. Sadly, NOS4A2 won’t be coming back. Patchy didn’t really blog about […]

Quarantine Thoughts from a Zombie

So there’s a virus. You’ve probably already heard that part. Everyone is being told to stay in their homes. WELP!!!! Staying at home is NOTHING NEW for zombies… most people freak out if they see a zombie and jam a knife in our head or something… Except now everybody is supposed to wear masks, and […]

The New TV Season is HERE!!!!

Okay, so the new season started a couple of months ago, but every time Patchy blogs about a TV show, it seems like that TV show ends up getting canceled or moved or the ratings stink… so Patchy’s been too depressed to blog. So these are the shows Patchy is watching this season: • The […]

Summertime Blues

It’s summertime. That means a lot of great TV shows aren’t showing any new episodes. SADNESS!!!! But there are a few great shows that Patchy and Patchette have watched this summer.

PATCHY’S TV SHOWS UPDATE!!!!!

Patchy has not blogged in over six months. BAD PATCHY!!!!!! Patchette is always telling Patchy that he needs to blog!!!! So here’s Patchy blogging…. Of all the TV shows that got cancelled last summer… TWO OF THEM CAME BACK!!!!! Designated Survivor got picked up by Netty-Flixy!!!!! And NBC decided to give Timeless two more episodes […]

PATCHY AND PATCHETTE GOT RETWEETED BY DESIGNATED SURVIVOR!!!!!

THIS  IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, PEOPLE!!! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!! THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I fell in the Pool too

Some Zombies say I don’t pay attention to where I am going. But, I try. I really do try. It just doesn’t always work. WARNING: THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS Last night when Cam fell in the pool, I couldn’t help but to laugh. I’ve been there. It’s true. I knew I was close to the edge, […]

TIMELESS WAS UN-CANCELLED!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Guess what!? On Saturday, NBC un-cancelled Timeless!!! PATCHY IS SO EXCITED!!! It’s not all totally awesome. They only ordered ten new episodes. BUT THEY UN-CANCELLED IT!!!!! Rumor is Timeless will get an earlier timeslot and be advertised as a family-friendly show.