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TIMELESS WAS CANCELLED. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NBC cancelled Timeless. BOOOOOOO!!!!! Patchy will miss Lucy, Wyatt, Rufus, and Flynn, and the other characters too. But mostly Rufus. There’s hope Timeless will land on another channel. Let’s hope so! Patchy doesn’t understand why it didn’t go to SyFy… it might even do good in syndication, but it doesn’t sound like they’re pursuing that option. […]

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR DOES GUN CONTROL

This week on a very special Designated Survivor, the show addressed gun control. The lady who plays the first lady gave some very moving speeches about people who were shot because they couldn’t drive and pissed people with guns off. The whole episode was about tightening background checks and how the Republicans don’t want to […]

CHRIS HARDAWICK READING PATCHY’S TWEET!!!

Chris Hardwick Reading Patchy’s Tweet April 2 2017 This happened April 2, 2017. It may have been the best day of Patchy’s zombie life.

APB IS AN AMAZING TV SHOW

There is a TV show on Fox on Monday nights called APB. It is an amazing TV show. It’s about a billionaire named Gideon Reeves who invents weird stuff and his this really huge company. His best friend is killed and the cops have no idea how to find the killer. The cops don’t have […]

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR IS AWESOME!!!

Designated Survivor is the TV show about how Tom Kirkman became President of the United States. Krikman is a registered independent so there’s no way he could have won any elections. But he was appointed the designated survivor. And somebody blew up the government.

CHRIS HARDWICK READ PATCHY’S TWEET ON THE TALKING DEAD!!!

On Sunday, April 2, 2017, Chris Hardwick read a tweet by @PatchyBites on the SEASON FINALE of TALKING DEAD!!!! Patchy was so happy he almost pooped his pants!!! Patchette was JEALOUS!!! She says she’s happy but Patchy can tell she’s jealous. Anyway, here’s the tweet Chris read… except he read it WAY FUNNIER than Patchy […]

Sticky: PATCHETTE IS CRAZY!

patchette is a stalker for real seriously people PATCHETTE = CRAZY STALKER

NEGAN IS A DUM-DUM POOH-POOH HEAD!!!!!!

but i still like him better than Lori.

PATCHY IS A ZOMBIE

that is all

PATCHY HAS A BLOG!!!!!

hehehehehehe PATCHY HAS A BLOG AND PATCHETTE DOESN’T!!! PATCHY’S AWESOME!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!