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Category Archives: Zombie Life

HELP!!!! THEY CANCELLED ALL MY TV SHOWS THIS YEAR!!!!

This TV season has been BRUTAL!!!!! They’ve cancelled everything!!!! That’s what it feels like anyway. Timeless – CANCELLED Kevin Probably Saves the World – CANCELLED Designated Survivor – CANCELLED Gotham – RENEWED FOR FINAL SEASON There’s probably more but Patchy would just get depressed thinking about it. So… Patchy’s got Better Call Saul, The Orville, […]

Patchy is No Longer Shadowbanned… FOR NOW

Twitter responded to Patchy’s repeated requests for help and, as of right now, Patchy is NOT shadowbanned. Unless, of course, they changed the way they shadowban so that Patchy doesn’t know he’s shadowbanned. Anyway… Patchy needs to blog more and watch TV less anyway…

The Shadowbanning of Patchy Has Gotten Ridiculous

Patchy is shadowbanned from Twitter again. For those who don’t know what shadowbanning is, it’s when Twitter doesn’t want you using Twitter anymore even though you haven’t done anything wrong. Well, maybe you did something wrong but you didn’t violate their rules bad enough for them to ban you from using Twitter altogether. They say […]

PACTCHY FORGOT THAT PATCHY HAS A BLOG… AGAIN!!!!!

It feels like Patchy has written this EXACT SAME BLOG POST before… Patchy keeps forgetting he has a blog. Patchy thought doing episode recaps would be fun and keep Patchy occupied and keep the blog going… but it is NOT WORKING OUT THAT WAY. Patchy is SORRY!!!!! Patchy will try to blog more though!!!!

SPOILERS SPOIL EVERYTHING

Spoilers, and little clips: THEY SPOIL EVERYTHING! Patchy and I LOVE Halt and Catch Fire. It may be the best show ever! The complexity and intentionality of the writers is creative genius at it’s finest. So, when you see a SPOILER produced by their creators, it’s ROUGH! It’s TOOOOOO GOOD! It’s TOO MUCH! Two weeks […]

AS OF RIGHT NOW, PATCHY AND PATCHETTE ARE NOT SHADOWBANNED!!!!

Good news!!! As of right now, it looks like Patchy and Patchette have been UN-SHADOWBANNED!!!! We’re gonna change the way we tweet a little bit and see if we can stay un-shaddowbanned!!!! Fewer retweets, probably, and fewer interactions with random people… so hopefully we don’t get confused with spam again. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR […]

The Saddest Day in TWITTER HISTORY

Did you know that today is the saddest day in Twitter’s history? It is. Today, they chose to shadow ban @PatchyBites and me (@RealPatchette)! I thought it was CRAZINESS when Patchy was all, “Hey, I am not showing up when I Tweet #HaltandCatchFire” on Saturday Night. So, I searched for “PatchyBites.” NOTHING was there. It […]

UPDATE ON THE TWITTER SHADOW BAN!!!!

Thanks to one of Patchy’s friends, we know that what happened to Patchy this weekend on Twitter is called shadow banning. Twitter lifted Patchy’s shadow ban after 24 hours, but then they put Patchy under ANOTHER shadow ban… and they put Patchette under a shadow ban too. No emails, no messages, nothing telling us what […]

PATCHY HAS BEEN GHOST-BANNED FROM TWITTER!!!!

EDIT: Patchy’s Twitter profile can only be found in search if users change their search settings to allow sensitive material. Apparently a tweeting cartoon zombie is now sensitive. Last night while tweeting Halt and Catch Fire, Patchy’s tweets stopped showing up in the hashtag for #HaltandCatchFire. Patchette noticed it and then some other people Patchy […]

BEING A ZOMBIE IS BORING, TV IS FUN!!!!! OR WHY PATCHY HATES SUMMER!!!!!

Summer is a bad season for a TV watching zombie. A lot of shows go away for the summer. Some stick around as reruns. Now that there’s the ole Netty-Flixy, people don’t really watch reruns anymore, so the networks make summer shows. Zombies don’t really do summer things. Zombies are more of a fall-winter creature. […]